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Offline lady granthamTopic starter

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irish pet shop
on: 10:23 pm Saturday, January 23, 2016
2 irishmen, jerry and paddy, were at the pet shop

the owner of the shop asks them if he can be of any help

jerry says, yes, we'll take 4 of those budgies please

so they pay for the  budgies, the owner puts the birds in a box and the 2 irishmen leave.

they get in to jerry's car, and drive to the top of thee connor pass

at the top, they both get out and jerry says to paddy, this place looks perfect

he opens the box of budgies, lets them fly free, and then jumps after them

unfortunately, he lands at the bottom of connor pass, stone dead

paddy looks down and thinks, i'm never going to try that budgie jumping.... too dangerous

not over yet..

he's just getting over the shock of losing jerry when sean comes up behind him

he's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a box with 4 parots in it

as paddy watches on, he takes out a gun, opens the box of parots, lets them fly free, jumps, and then shoots them dead with his gun

unfortunately, he too, ends up stone cold dead at the bottom of connor pass.

paddy looks down and thinks, well... i'm never going to try that parrot shooting... too risky

it's not over yet..

paddy's just getting over the shock of losing 2 of his friends, when seamus shows up.

he too, has been to the pet shop, and has a box with 4 hens in it.
he opens the box of hens, lets them fly free, and jumps after the hens

as you can probably guess, he too, ends up stone cold dead at the bottom of connor pass

paddy looks down and says... life is so risky. it really is. first jerry and his budgie jumping, then sean with his parrot shooting, and now seamus with his darn hengliding!. think i'll just go home

 

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